I had a nightmare last night; I had met Adam and Eve, and they asked which country I come from. I told them I am a Ghanaian. Adam got livid: “Why have you people decided to tag me with corruption? Did I buy the Garden of Eden?” he asked.
“No, you didn’t it was Jake who bought a government bungalow,” I responded. He asked me whether he sold a drill ship; I responded in the negative, but told him KT and Kan did.
“Did I award myself with expensive gold chains?” Adam asked again.
“You didn’t sir, but K4 did,” I responded.
Dragging a cutlass on the floor, he enquired why Ghanaians have been saying that corruption started from Adam. I took to my heels, and amidst screaming told him to ask K4 because he Adam and I were not there when K4 said it.
“Kikikikikiki, you dey run, no be you talk say you be dead goat wey you no dey fear knife?” Adam asked.
“Hehehehehe, abeg make na go ask JM,” I shouted back.