Interesting problems associated with having a big dong

Being refused sex

There’s nothing worse than being turned down by a lady friend after she has discovered what size of cucumber you have packed in your pants. Sometimes, you meet a girl who takes a liking to you, things get heated up and you go home only for her to pack and scamper out of your room like your room is on fire. Like in a friend’s case, the lady saw his dong for the first time and her jaw dropped. She exclaimed “..and where do you think you are going with that?”

 Toothy blowjobs are the norm
Let’s face it. Guys with large members (especially girthy ones) are gonna have a hard time receiving oral sex. Unless your girl (or guy) has an exceptionally large mouth, this is something you’ll need to get used to. There’s not much you can do about this situation. To avoid her teeth anytime you crave a blow job, you probably have to get a girl with a bigger mouth.

Hitting the back wall when you’re only part way in

This one is real frustrating for guys and gals. There’s almost nothing more painful for a lady than a well hung guy banging up against her cervix. It’s painful for her, and she’ll likely end the sex if it hurts too much. For him, without full insertion, his pleasure is significantly diminished. Solutions? None, really. You can always look for a girl that has a little more room down there to accommodate your big penis.

 

Some sexual positions are out of the question

This is one of the most frustrating. Very few women can handle the big dick without some complications. Therefore, it’s up to the guy to be extra gentle, or let the lady set the pace. Learn to BE GENTLE. Don’t just stick it in and pound away. It takes a little patience and finesse. Listen to your partner; they will guide you.

Masturbation requires TWO hands

A job that could be done with one hand easily ends up taking two hands. The results is that more effort is expended.

Finding condoms is a real headache
Most condoms here are relatively the same size. There are larger sizes available, such as magnums, but these don’t always accommodate the larger gentlemen. The ring at the bottom often chokes your chicken, and leaves a red ring for a while. The search effort might be rewarding but by the end of the search, everyone will be left guessing how large you are.

Bubig-dick1ying jeans is a challenge

Unless you don’t mind putting your “unit” on display for the world, buying jeans is tricky business. If skinny or tight fitting jeans are your
thing, you have no choice but to let the bulge show. You could always switch to baggy or loose fitting jeans. big-dick

Bathing suits

This is one of the trickiest problems to date. There’s really not much you can do here. A tight Speedo certainly won’t conceal anything. A baggy swimsuit will still show your member to the entire public pool when you get it wet.
Solutions? Don’t go swimming in a public pool. Get used to people staring at your battleship.

Accidentally sit on your big dong

This is the absolute worst . You’re having a good night on the town with your friends, having just met some really cute ladies. You go to have a seat on the bar stool, and CRUNCH…you just sat on your own dick and balls. Painful and humiliating. Of course the discomfort goes away, but it takes a bit. Maybe even a trip to the restroom. Hopefully your admirers don’t leave while you’re tending to your penis.
To avoid this situation, ensure you always wear proper fitting underwear.

Your dong hangs down into the toilet water

This one is truly a pain in the ass. Some toilets have really short bowls or high water levels. This is a recipe for disaster. There’s nothing more disgusting than your unit dipping into the water after taking a huge shit. Not much you can do. At home you could purchase a toilet with a tall bowl or lower the water level. In public, the only thing you can do is just be careful. Hold on to your dong.

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